You ever had one of those deja vu moments...?..I am having one right now....for the 10th day in a row.
Maybe it's the way the weather forces us to its will....I know, I know, I could just defy it, and march outdoors in my summer clothes, and dare it to rain on me!! But I really don't want pneumonia again this year, it's getting old. The whole concept of enjoying oneself outdoors while it is raining eludes me. I have friends who actually claim to do this, but they're filthy liars who will be calling ME to bring THEM chicken soup later, the bastards.
I think the only good outdoor rain activity is sex. Yes, I said it, sex. It also happens to be a great indoor rain activity too.
Seriously, being on a camping trip, tent or camper or boat.....those are the times when being trapped inside because of the rain, etc.... is actually a lot of fun. And....you can always use the excuse of needing to keep warm if the other camper is shy. Hey, hypothermia is serious business, you wouldn't want to unnecessarily lose an appendage would you? Jus sayin.....
I'm thinking about making a burnt sacrifice to the Rain Gods, any suggestions?
Any public officials for this list? Come on, I know you guys are thinking about it......who would you sacrifice for a long term sun overload? There's got to be someone. I can think of someone special right now....no it's not my ex-husband this time, good guess though...but you can't burn trash without a permit. The Aztecs were onto something really good. I bet they didn't have any jails.
Howcome we only get road maintenance/upgrades when freakin' rockets and turbines come through town?
Is it just me, or is this the case? All kinds of money and asphalt flow like manna from heaven when infrastructure becomes necessary for a "project", but when basic maintenance or upgrades to service areas become imperative due to utter disrepair......well....hmmm....I dunno.....we'll see.... Don't take me wrong, I am happy for improvements, but I'm still hitting the same damn potholes every single day. Weird....
oh my god.....the sun just came out!!!
I'm stripping all my clothes off and running outside as we speak.....
Vitamin D here I come!!!!!
